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As many of you who have been reading my blog have come to realize, though I occasionally take a comedic slant, more often than not, I discuss important issues which could have major global impacts, both sociologically and economically. One such issue, which surprisingly has not been studied by the world's great scholars and think-tanks, is the implications surrounding the theory of everyone on the planet being named Raphael. Obviously, there would be advantages and disadvantages to this concept. However, to present both in one post might result in mass confusion so I have decided to treat the subject as a two part series and, following the age-old rule of the coin toss, I first unveil to you the

Top 10 Benefits if We Were All Named Raphael

# 10 - Nobody would ever make fun of your name.

# 9 - When confronted with a wrongdoing, you could say, "It wasn't me, it was Raphael," and be only half lying.

# 8 - It would make calling everyone in for dinner much easier.

# 7 - You could spell it Rafael for individuality and it would still sound the same.

# 6 - No matter where you called, when someone answered, you'd be certain it was Raphael.

# 5 - If you cheated off someone's test paper and copied his name by mistake, the teacher wouldn't notice.

# 4 - If somebody mugged you, you could tell the police with certainty it was Raphael.

# 3 - When making restaurant reservations, you wouldn't have to give your name because they'd know it already.

# 2 - You would only need the R page in your personal telephone book.

And, the Number ONE Benefit if We Were All Named Raphael...

# 1 - When you'd say, "Hi, Raphael," you'd be sure you didn't leave anybody out!

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