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You may remember a short while ago that Harold Camping, the "brilliant" President of Family Radio, had predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011, and this had been the subject of my blog post of May 12th. Well, as it turns out, good old Harold had apparently miscalculated in his scripture equation, possibly forgetting to carry the 666 or something, and as a result, there was no Rapture-Bash. Although, for the most part, I consider the "world not ending" a good thing, I do have some reasons to be annoyed with Camping's misguidance. I therefore share with you all the

Top Ten Reasons I'm disappointed the World didn't end on May 21st

#10 - I had to return the yacht.

#9 - We got sick as hell from eating all the stuff we had in the freezer for nothing.

#8 - We had to refill the freezer.

#7 - I've got to figure out how to pay the mortgage for this place.

#6 - I got our cats all worked up for nothing and now they don't believe anything I say.

#5 - I had to cancel this service...

#4 - No more of this...

#3 - Or this...

#2 - I've had to mow the lawn twice since then and it's due again.

And, the Number 1 reason why I'm disappointed the world didn't end on May 21, 2011...

#1 - I've got to keep on pimping my crime thrillers!